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Elements

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

The Food Chain

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Graduation Speech.

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Galilei Galileo.

'Fred, rumor has it you're closing in on some profound, elemental truth about the universe, and I wanted to remind you that our research funding specifically prohibits that!'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

Descendant of Galileo disproving the theory that computers double in speed every twelve months.

'How was I? Want a cigarette?'

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz

Professor...what are you doing?

'Who was there to hear the Big Bang?'

"But is it renewable...."