Science Trivia Aficionado Pillows

Elements

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

The Food Chain

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Graduation Speech.

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Galilei Galileo.

'Fred, rumor has it you're closing in on some profound, elemental truth about the universe, and I wanted to remind you that our research funding specifically prohibits that!'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

Descendant of Galileo disproving the theory that computers double in speed every twelve months.

'How was I? Want a cigarette?'

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz

Professor...what are you doing?

'Who was there to hear the Big Bang?'

"But is it renewable...."