Animal Trivia Fan Gifts

'I told you! One life - That's all they got!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"The hyenas started it."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"First date hairball... awkward."

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Cat in a flap

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

The Trojan Beagle.

"Tallyho!"

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."