Animal Trivia Fan Gifts

'I told you! One life - That's all they got!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Cat in a flap

"Tallyho!"

The Trojan Beagle.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"