Wildlife Trivia Buff Gifts

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Wildlife

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

"Look, a bug!"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Garden Goddess.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Marco ..."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"Eat me"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

Koala

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Giraffe Selfie

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"I love this time of day."

"The unlucky lemming"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'