Animal Trivia Buff Gifts

Funky Facts: A Baby Koala is called?

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Funky Facts: Cats

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Funky Facts: Turtles.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'I don't know why she says I didn't spend enough time looking for an interesting topic. Aardvarks are interesting.'

"Tonight... Hemingway."

Nutty Assistants

Balding dog

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

Obedience School: When Dogs Earn Their Master's Degree.

"To the right, stupid. . . to the right!"

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

'I'm like you guys only, I s**t ten times my body weight!'

Back down.

Funky Facts: True or false, Seagulls drink both fresh and salt water?

'I told you! One life - That's all they got!'

"Do you still refuse to run pirated software?!"

"Granted it's not much of a superpower. But the flies seem to like it."

"Bad dog."

A Mosquito has 47 teeth.

"Looks like your mother's off feeding the rats again."

"Well, I'm sorry if you misheard me, dad, but he's not a monk -- he's a monkey. an he's anything but celibate."

You look tired, Randy. Hot date last night? I had a date. That is correct. But was it hot? A gentleman doesn't tell whether a date was "hot" or not. No … but you usually do. Didn't you just patent "Randy's Hot-o-Meter," the hat that turns from white to pink to red, depending on the hotness of last night's date? Did you know the inventor of bacon was vegetarian? He was? Who knows? Point is, inventions are not a statement of principles.

"Where did you get this from?"

Pets past...Did you know?

'So you fall behind the tortoise in the 2nd lap. I don't care if you sleep, trip, have a brain haemorrhage. Just make it look real. You fall behind, bunny. Got it?'

The natural colour of the flamingo is not pink. Flamingos are coloured by their food; blue-green algae that turns pink when digested.

Chicken Nugget

Why snails rarely come to blows - A wise guy, eh! Well, I dare you to come over here and say that.

'Every morning precisely at seven, Mrs Henderson took Petey out on his exercise fly.'

A chameleon takes on the colour of it's background even if it can't see. A totally blind chameleon placed on a blue cloth still turns blue.

Funk Facts:Cows.