Animal Fact Fan Gifts

Why snails rarely come to blows - A wise guy, eh! Well, I dare you to come over here and say that.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Funky Facts: Cats

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"I'm a monster."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Happy birthday Darling!

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"