Quirky Genetics Gifts

"That's quite a set of cow horns you've got there."

Albert Einstein

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

No Swimming Allowed

Real Estate Personals

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

"He's a fussy eater."

'Monster mobiles.'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Please, George...not here!"