Genetic Quirks Aficionados Gifts

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

The Remote Olympics

Mother: 'He has your eyes.'

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Happy New Ear!'

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."

DNA Analysis

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

'Whale DNA was added to my embryo and now all I crave is plankton.'

Cross-Breeding Oops #3: The Dooodledoodle

We can identify the genetic root of many problems... however your husbands being a long strak of water isn't one of them!

Designer Baby.

'Here's my DNA sequence.'

Ill-fated genetics - bald headed beagle.

'Well, if you DNA made you do it, I'm sentencing your DNA to thirty years in prison.'

"Yeah, I don't have to go to the dentist, but I do need to ingest rocks to break down my food, and believe me, it's not much fun either. . ."

Genetically Modified Apples

"There's a fly in my soup."

"Aren't you afraid you might get too smart?"