Genetic Quirks Aficionados T-Shirts

I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. Whatever, dork-boy. Tap tap tap tap tap. You're no longer the world's first successfully-bred human-wildebeest hybrid. It turns out you had an undetected genetic mutation that led to extreme, continuous belching. I'm afraid you didn't make it. You and I are about to have a lot in common.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

The Remote Olympics

Mother: 'He has your eyes.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Happy New Ear!'

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

"See? That's why my Mom wanted me to get her genetics."

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."

DNA Analysis

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

'Whale DNA was added to my embryo and now all I crave is plankton.'

Cross-Breeding Oops #3: The Dooodledoodle

We can identify the genetic root of many problems... however your husbands being a long strak of water isn't one of them!

Designer Baby.

'Yeah, so our parents used to run together... what of it?'

'Here's my DNA sequence.'

Ill-fated genetics - bald headed beagle.

"There's a fly in my soup."

"Aren't you afraid you might get too smart?"

"Yeah, I don't have to go to the dentist, but I do need to ingest rocks to break down my food, and believe me, it's not much fun either. . ."

Genetically Modified Apples

'Well, if you DNA made you do it, I'm sentencing your DNA to thirty years in prison.'