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'So, do you want three or five legged animals?'

Candid Camera store.

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

Mother: 'He has your eyes.'

'Happy New Ear!'

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

Printout in a genetics laboratory forming dna double helix

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."

DNA Analysis

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

'Whale DNA was added to my embryo and now all I crave is plankton.'

Cross-Breeding Oops #3: The Dooodledoodle

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

For the new gardener.

Recombinant DNA Lab.

Designer Baby.

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"