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'So, do you want three or five legged animals?'

Candid Camera store.

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Human Sex Chromosomes: Female/Male/Male Who Leaves Fly Open.

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

Mother: 'He has your eyes.'

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

'Happy New Ear!'

"See? That's why my Mom wanted me to get her genetics."

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

Our grocery carts are genetically modified.

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

Printout in a genetics laboratory forming dna double helix

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."

DNA Analysis

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

Cross-Breeding Oops #3: The Dooodledoodle

For the new gardener.

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

'Well, if you DNA made you do it, I'm sentencing your DNA to thirty years in prison.'

'Whale DNA was added to my embryo and now all I crave is plankton.'

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

Designer Baby.

'Yeah, so our parents used to run together... what of it?'