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"That's quite a set of cow horns you've got there."

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

No Swimming Allowed

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

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"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

'Monster mobiles.'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

"He's a fussy eater."

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Please, George...not here!"

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.