Creative Quirk Enthusiasts Gifts

'So you want an advance on your writer's block...'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Football Crazy strip six

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

The Remote Olympics

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

'Very cool. What else can it do?'

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

So, do you have any hidden talents?

"Good idea. Bad execution."

River Source

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

Peg Party.

"Have we got a show for you!"

"We're all good here. . . thanks anyway."

101 uses of a dead cat: piano stand.

'You spent all day mashing a can of a hundred baked beans and drawing a little man on them to look like pennies?'

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Circus News

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

"The job will demand a touch of crazy, but no experience is necessary...we'll train you!"

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

Street sweeper with an umbrella on his broom.