Creative Quirk Enthusiasts Gifts

'So you want an advance on your writer's block...'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Football Crazy strip six

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

The Remote Olympics

'What's wrong with you?'

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

'Very cool. What else can it do?'

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

So, do you have any hidden talents?

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

River Source

"Good idea. Bad execution."

He's not going to say anything. He just likes to lick his glove.

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

Peg Party.

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

101 uses of a dead cat: piano stand.

"We're all good here. . . thanks anyway."

'You spent all day mashing a can of a hundred baked beans and drawing a little man on them to look like pennies?'

Circus News

"Have we got a show for you!"

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

"The job will demand a touch of crazy, but no experience is necessary...we'll train you!"

Street sweeper with an umbrella on his broom.