Gene Quip Lovers Gifts

'Well, if you DNA made you do it, I'm sentencing your DNA to thirty years in prison.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

30% Heredity, 70% Environment

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

Recombinant DNA Lab.

We can identify the genetic root of many problems... however your husbands being a long strak of water isn't one of them!

"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

'Somebody spiked the punch!'

"There's a fly in my soup."

Your DNA on a Stick

"Mom, dad. . . I just wanna thank you for your contribution of DNA."

'So now he has some of your genes. Happy?'

'I do know the capital of France. It's the letter 'F'!'

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

"I mean, just look at us! We've been genetically mortified!"

"Ooh, Dave. Your DNA results have come back! According to this, you're 10% German, 15% Irish, and 75% layabout."

'Important research news, but I'm nor sure if we should release it just yet,,,'

Others may party but only the G-gnome has the imperative to replicate.

The study found humans have only about twice the number of genes as a fruit fly. Of course, the data could be off a bit. It was done by researchers who had only about twice the number of genes as a fruit fly.

"Where's the damn bottle-opener?" "It's his day off, sir."

"You'd tell me if I was genetically modified?"

Cloning Department - "Hi Rodney - I think you know everyone."

'Son, your mother and I feel you're old enough now to know the truth... You weren't adopted... You have the same crummy genes as everyone else in this family.'

"Some people say I look like my dad, others say I look like my mom. I guess I'm a hybrid."

"Yeah...he's my brother. I inherited the cool genes!"

"He was the lifeguard at the gene pool."