Quirky Cop Stories Gifts

"Do you really want to tell me that you don't know anything about the vanishing of 21 socks within the last four months??!"

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

"Me? A retired canine officer. They let me go when they found out I couldn't smell fear any more."

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

First Speeding Fine.

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'

Stun-gun target practice.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"We're all metric now..."

'....and how big was this bee, Sir?'

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

Good news - we've found your car.

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

Might Versus Right.

'Freeze!' (policeman to snowman)

"Policing's not what it was..."

'I don't think that Magritte chappie has really got what it takes to be a police artist.'

'No, it's not number four either, but he does look like my ex-husband. Yeah, let's go with number four.'

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

Crooks

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

'We know you're in there Bannerwitz! Now open the dam door!!'

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

'Eddy Penguin? I'm not sure, officer... Can you desctibe him?'

'First shift with the K-9 unit didn't go well'

'Dat was jus' a warnin', Detective Jones. Get off da Bozo case!'