Quirky Cop Stories Pillows

"Do you really want to tell me that you don't know anything about the vanishing of 21 socks within the last four months??!"

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

"Me? A retired canine officer. They let me go when they found out I couldn't smell fear any more."

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

Projection

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

First Speeding Fine.

Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am

Mr Potatohead in the witness protection program.

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

Stun-gun target practice.

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"We're all metric now..."

'....and how big was this bee, Sir?'

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

Might Versus Right.

Good news - we've found your car.

Piñata police line-up.

'Freeze!' (policeman to snowman)

'I don't think that Magritte chappie has really got what it takes to be a police artist.'

"Policing's not what it was..."

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

'No, it's not number four either, but he does look like my ex-husband. Yeah, let's go with number four.'

'We know you're in there Bannerwitz! Now open the dam door!!'

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

Crooks

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

'Eddy Penguin? I'm not sure, officer... Can you desctibe him?'

'First shift with the K-9 unit didn't go well'