Comical Cop Pillows

"We're all metric now..."

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

Stun-gun target practice.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

'Donut shop is down the hall to your right - and I'm not answering any more questions without my lawyer present.'

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

'Yeah it looks like we finally caught that peeping tom...'

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

'Good cop - bad cop is enough. We don't need morally ambiguous cop.'

"Come on out, Rocco. We know you're in there."

"Avon calling..!"

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

'Okay, sit there. . . but give me the keys.'

"I guess a driverless patrol car is okay, but can you back me up if we get into trouble?"

"I am trying to pull over!"

"I decided to ticket you 'cause I'm bored again."

"Why do you keep saying I have the right to remain silent."

Don't Walk - "They Buddy, can't you read!"

Good Cop, Bad Cop, Lousy Cop

'OK - Spread em.'

'Does your dog bite?' 'Oh, please, please, please, boss, let me handle this one!'

Man walking past a policeman. He noticed pig hooves coming out the bottom of the policeman's pants.

'Anything you say will be taken down and may be used as evidence of my overtime.'

"May I speak freely?"

'And this is a fair cop.'

Cop club

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm arresting you for impersonating an undercover police officer.'