Playful Police Tales Pillows

'....and how big was this bee, Sir?'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

"Me? A retired canine officer. They let me go when they found out I couldn't smell fear any more."

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

First Speeding Fine.

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'

Good news - we've found your car.

Might Versus Right.

Waking the Dead.

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

'Freeze!' (policeman to snowman)

"Policing's not what it was..."

'I don't think that Magritte chappie has really got what it takes to be a police artist.'

'We know you're in there Bannerwitz! Now open the dam door!!'

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

Crooks

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

'Ah, the old up-phase bipolar cop, down-phase bipolar cop routine, eh?'

'Objection.' - 'Objection overruled.'