Police Officer Humor Gifts

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Sweet Jailbreak

Stun-gun target practice.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

Rollercoaster police chase.

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

"We're all metric now..."

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

'Donut shop is down the hall to your right - and I'm not answering any more questions without my lawyer present.'

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"

Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

"There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you!"

Hair Spray / CS Gas.

'Good cop - bad cop is enough. We don't need morally ambiguous cop.'

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

Police Warning - Flash photography can seriously damage your driving licence.

"This locksmith bill is outrageous. People, please—when you lock 'em up, don’t throw away the key.”

Christmas Police