Police Officer Humor Gifts

Projection

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Sweet Jailbreak

Stun-gun target practice.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"We're all metric now..."

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

Containment Cops

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

Messing Up My Metrics

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

Rollercoaster police chase.

Piñata police line-up.

'Donut shop is down the hall to your right - and I'm not answering any more questions without my lawyer present.'

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

Oh, sorry, I didn

It slowly became apparent that the police interpretive dance artist was less effective than the police sketch artist.

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

"There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you!"

Hair Spray / CS Gas.

'Good cop - bad cop is enough. We don't need morally ambiguous cop.'

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

Police Warning - Flash photography can seriously damage your driving licence.

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

"I'll have the good cocktail." "I'll have the bad cocktail."