Quarterly Report Warrior Gifts

Looking for a gift that honors your hardworking quarterly report warrior? Our collection of creative and humorous products captures the tenacity and wit required to conquer those spreadsheets and deadlines. Whether they’re crunching numbers or crafting strategies, these thoughtful items add a splash of humor and motivation to their routine. Find the perfect token of appreciation that celebrates their perseverance and creative flair in a busy financial or corporate world.

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"It's a generally positive report with a few disturbing elements...much like the tapioca pudding in the cafeteria."

"It's a generally positive report with a few disturbing elements...much like the tapioca pudding in the cafeteria." mockup

"It's a generally positive report with a few disturbing elements...much like the tapioca pudding in the cafeteria."

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"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing." mockup

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

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"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided." mockup

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

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"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday." mockup

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

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"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?" mockup

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

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'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.' mockup

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

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"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'." mockup

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

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'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.' mockup

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

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'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?' mockup

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

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Soaring Profits

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Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir." mockup

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

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'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.' mockup

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

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'Time to buy.'

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What happens when the bears are running the market.

What happens when the bears are running the market. mockup

What happens when the bears are running the market.

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"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down." mockup

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

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'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.' mockup

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

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How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal. mockup

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

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'All in favor of just laughing it off, say ha, ha, ha.'

'All in favor of just laughing it off, say ha, ha, ha.' mockup

'All in favor of just laughing it off, say ha, ha, ha.'

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'Can you loan me *** till pay day?' mockup

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

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"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!" mockup

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

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'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?' mockup

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

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'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.' mockup

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

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Beware of the 4th quarter.

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National Living Wage from April 1st. mockup

National Living Wage from April 1st.

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"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely." mockup

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

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"Your records indicate a great deal of early promise however you've apparently become old and bald."

"Your records indicate a great deal of early promise however you've apparently become old and bald." mockup

"Your records indicate a great deal of early promise however you've apparently become old and bald."

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"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!" mockup

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

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'A word in my office Jones.'

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'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.' mockup

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

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'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

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"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!" mockup

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

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"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars." mockup

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

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Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces. mockup

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

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Quarterly Report Warrior Gifts Collection

Quarterly Report Warrior Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the quarterly report warrior—designed to bring humor and motivation to their daily routine.

Quarterly Report Warrior Pillows

Discover fun and inspiring pillows that honor the quarterly report warrior’s perseverance—perfect for adding personality to their space.

Quarterly Report Warrior Prints

Browse our vibrant prints that pay tribute to the quarterly report warrior’s dedication—ideal for decorating their workspace or home with a touch of humor.

Quarterly Report Warrior T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts that celebrate the quarterly report warrior’s resilience and creative spirit—ideal for casual wear and expressing their professional pride.