Financial Worries Warriors Gifts

Yes we know what it will be. A huge drain on our finances.

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

National Living Wage from April 1st.

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'A word in my office Jones.'

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

'Climate change seems to be a real thing... in the past, our money was sufficient till the 25th of a month. Nowadays, it's melted away on the 15th.'

'So, after much wailing and gnashing of teeth, the financial report is approved.'

'One question. Now that death's over and done with, do I still have to worry about taxes?'

"To retain our staus as an equal opportunities employer...."

'The good news is I've got a part-time job. The bad news is I started the day with a full-time job.'

Energy Bills

"All I did was ask it if we'll ever collect Social Security and Medicare."

"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

'It's money in the bank. . . so it's worrisome.'

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

'Oh dear.'

'If that aquarium is supposed to help me relax, it's not really working.'

"This was supposed to be the last session, but I think that I need to come abother couple of times to treat this sense of guilt for all the money I have wasted on you."

'Our computer system crashed last night, following a high-speed chase by area police. It's currently lodged in the county jail. That's all I have right now!'

"It wouldn't kill you to pay your bill."