Budget-conscious Warriors Gifts

Not more bills!

'For heaven's sake nan, stop worrying about your gas bill and put the central heating on.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'I said we've got to lift up our numbers! I did not say to turn a loss of 150.000,- into a loss of 280.000,-!!'

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

'The operation we want you to do is to remove 25 from our budgets.'

Gas Bill

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

"Yes dear. But, I don't think you're actually supposed to dispose of your disposable income."

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'

'You never see one that says save some income.'

"I feel that just as as I think I can make ends meet, someone moves the ends!"

'I want to eat healthy food, but it takes green to eat green.'

Has somebody taken the staff development and training budget again?"

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

'Oh dear.'

'I hope that's olive oil. More healthy.'

"Says he can't afford the hospital's parking fees!"

"No thanks! My dad said those things will kill you!"

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

They're slashing our health care and pension to cut the budget at work. Plus, I have to take an unpaid furlough week. Let's go see colleges! Ok! That will take my mind off my depressing finances. University. And!

Sticker Shock 2007.

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

Smelling Salts at the Petrol Station.

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pittance of a salary that goes with the job!"