Puppy School Graduates Gifts

"Don't look at me for financial advice: I'm still paying off my student loan from Puppy School!"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Happy.

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

Dogs Bring Slippers.

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'He's a son-of-a-bitch but he's our son-of-a-bitch!'

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

'Forget about your pride Son: We're expected to beg...'

School of Fish

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"All that money spent at the dog training school was well worth it."

"I said SLIPPERS!"

Discipline at Doggy School

'He's not in right now. But I'll tell him you called if you promise to give a little treat.'

Doggy Peer Pressure

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnyvale Dog Obedience School?!'

Vets Waiting Room

My dogs an obedience school honor student

"Roll over ... "

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."