Puppy Training Graduation Gifts

Happy.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Pavlov's Puppy

"Not a bad list kiddo, but I know them all! I've told you it's hard to teach an old dog new tricks..."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'Ears up - wag that tail - soulful expression - he is YOURS!'

"Not until you fetch the other one."

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...'

'He's a son-of-a-bitch but he's our son-of-a-bitch!'

Builder's School

'Forget about your pride Son: We're expected to beg...'

"Sit!"

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

School of Fish

"All that money spent at the dog training school was well worth it."

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

"I can't believe I'd been carrying them in my mouth."

'He's not in right now. But I'll tell him you called if you promise to give a little treat.'