Graduated Guppy Gifts

School of Fish

Big Bang Theory.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Make a lot of money."

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Happy.

Good Luck!

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"This is what's known as a book."

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

Good Luck!

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

Dictionary. It's a cordless spell checker!

Day one, post grad

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."