Graduating Puppy School Gifts

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Happy.

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

'Let's see those smiles.'

"All that money spent at the dog training school was well worth it."

"I said SLIPPERS!"

School of Fish

Discipline at Doggy School

Doggy Peer Pressure

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....

'What the hell kind of veterinarian are you going to make...'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnyvale Dog Obedience School?!'

My dogs an obedience school honor student

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

'NOW what do we do? His score was in the top ten percent!'

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly ate poultry...

'Ho boy! Ho! I went to veterinary school because I loved animals....'

'Dean, we've been looking over your plans and curriculum...'

'Okay, students! Let the patient up now.'

"This isn't obedience school. This is much more useful."

'My brother-in-law is studying this vetinery stuff...

"Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnyvale Dog Obedience School?"

"Don't look at me for financial advice: I'm still paying off my student loan from Puppy School!"

'Physiology! Pharmacology! Bacteriology! Anatomy!...'

"Wow, the Puppy School curriculum has changed a lot since we were there: canine history, bone-burying record keeping, farting etiquette. . ."

'Stay! Roll over! Heel! I wish they'd expand the curriculum!'