Graduation From Dog School Gifts

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Happy.

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

Dog training

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'

"All that money spent at the dog training school was well worth it."

'I thought he was passing out homework!'

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnyvale Dog Obedience School?!'

'What the hell kind of veterinarian are you going to make...'

We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...

'NOW what do we do? His score was in the top ten percent!'

Needles

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly ate poultry...

My dogs an obedience school honor student

'Ho boy! Ho! I went to veterinary school because I loved animals....'

'Today, gentlemen, we will discuss the clostridial diseases.'

Performance.

'Okay, students! Let the patient up now.'

'Dean, we've been looking over your plans and curriculum...'

'My brother-in-law is studying this vetinery stuff...

Shifting the blame 101.

"Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnyvale Dog Obedience School?"