Graduation From Dog School Pillows

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Happy.

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

Dog training

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

"All that money spent at the dog training school was well worth it."

'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....

'What the hell kind of veterinarian are you going to make...'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnyvale Dog Obedience School?!'

We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly ate poultry...

My dogs an obedience school honor student

Needles

'NOW what do we do? His score was in the top ten percent!'

'Okay, students! Let the patient up now.'

Performance.

'Ho boy! Ho! I went to veterinary school because I loved animals....'

'Today, gentlemen, we will discuss the clostridial diseases.'

'Dean, we've been looking over your plans and curriculum...'

"Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnyvale Dog Obedience School?"

'My brother-in-law is studying this vetinery stuff...

Shifting the blame 101.

"Don't look at me for financial advice: I'm still paying off my student loan from Puppy School!"