Graduating Puppy School Prints

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Happy.

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"I said SLIPPERS!"

"All that money spent at the dog training school was well worth it."

School of Fish

Discipline at Doggy School

Doggy Peer Pressure

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnyvale Dog Obedience School?!'

'What the hell kind of veterinarian are you going to make...'

My dogs an obedience school honor student

'NOW what do we do? His score was in the top ten percent!'

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly ate poultry...

'Dean, we've been looking over your plans and curriculum...'

'Ho boy! Ho! I went to veterinary school because I loved animals....'

'Okay, students! Let the patient up now.'

"Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnyvale Dog Obedience School?"

"Don't look at me for financial advice: I'm still paying off my student loan from Puppy School!"

'My brother-in-law is studying this vetinery stuff...

'Physiology! Pharmacology! Bacteriology! Anatomy!...'

'Stay! Roll over! Heel! I wish they'd expand the curriculum!'

"Wow, the Puppy School curriculum has changed a lot since we were there: canine history, bone-burying record keeping, farting etiquette. . ."

"To slow for a spay, rigor mortis has set in."