Graduated Guppy Pillows

School of Fish

Big Bang Theory.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Make a lot of money."

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Happy.

Good Luck!

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

Good Luck!

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Day one, post grad