Puppy Training Graduation Mugs

Happy.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Pavlov's Puppy

"Not a bad list kiddo, but I know them all! I've told you it's hard to teach an old dog new tricks..."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

'Ears up - wag that tail - soulful expression - he is YOURS!'

'He's a son-of-a-bitch but he's our son-of-a-bitch!'

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...'

"Not until you fetch the other one."

Builder's School

'Forget about your pride Son: We're expected to beg...'

"Sit!"

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

"All that money spent at the dog training school was well worth it."

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

School of Fish

"You call it training, I call it an apprenticeship. Now pay up."

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'