Puppy School Graduates T-Shirts

"Don't look at me for financial advice: I'm still paying off my student loan from Puppy School!"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Happy.

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

Dogs Bring Slippers.

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

'He's a son-of-a-bitch but he's our son-of-a-bitch!'

'Forget about your pride Son: We're expected to beg...'

'Let's see those smiles.'

School of Fish

"All that money spent at the dog training school was well worth it."

"I said SLIPPERS!"

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"You call it training, I call it an apprenticeship. Now pay up."

'He's not in right now. But I'll tell him you called if you promise to give a little treat.'

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

Remember, he's simple - It's not WHAT you bark at him, it's the TONE you use when you bark at him.

Discipline at Doggy School

Doggy Peer Pressure

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnyvale Dog Obedience School?!'

"Roll over ... "

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

Vets Waiting Room

My dogs an obedience school honor student