Puppy School Memories Gifts

"Rex and I go back a long way: We've been friends since Puppy-School..."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Jr. cloning kit

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Puppies

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

Man with broken leg in cast.

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Dog Calenders.

'To woof or not to woof...'

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"What's worse, that or this?"

Puppy and Elephant Selfie