Pun-loving Parents Pillows

'Mummy-do you believe in cod?'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

'The kids were so sweet...'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

Children's Nursery

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

I am to blame.

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

Switchback Playground.

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

'Mom never pops a wheelie.'

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'

Kate's Evil Plan: 'Danae...I got a letter from your teacher today...she say's you've been very well-behaved lately...and is worried about what you're really up to.'

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'