Pun-loving Parents Prints

'Mummy-do you believe in cod?'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

'The kids were so sweet...'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Children's Nursery

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

I am to blame.

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'Mom never pops a wheelie.'

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

Switchback Playground.

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'

He knows a few words, but he doesn't stay on message.

Kate's Evil Plan: 'Danae...I got a letter from your teacher today...she say's you've been very well-behaved lately...and is worried about what you're really up to.'