Pub Philosophy Lover Gifts

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'I know it's gassy...'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"I think we may be related!"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

City Boy.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Men's fragrances...

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

Men gossiping

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

ONE HORSE TOWN