Philosopher At The Pub Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the curious spirit of the philosopher at the pub? Whether they enjoy pondering life's big questions or sharing witty debates over a drink, these playful and thoughtful items will resonate with their love for philosophy and good humor. Ideal for both casual pub nights and serious thinking sessions, our collection of themed gifts blends clever design with a touch of wit, making sure that the philosopher in your life knows you appreciate their unique worldview.

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'I used to be ambitious, but I find it easier to feel guilty about lack of ambition.'

'I used to be ambitious, but I find it easier to feel guilty about lack of ambition.' mockup

'I used to be ambitious, but I find it easier to feel guilty about lack of ambition.'

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'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.' mockup

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

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'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!' mockup

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

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"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?" mockup

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

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'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.' mockup

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

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Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?' mockup

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

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'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.' mockup

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

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'Your husband? He's just leaving...' mockup

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

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'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.' mockup

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

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'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.' mockup

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

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"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini." mockup

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

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I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.' mockup

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

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"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks." mockup

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

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Men gossiping

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Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk mockup

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

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"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here." mockup

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

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"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!" mockup

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

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'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.' mockup

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

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"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ." mockup

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

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ONE HORSE TOWN

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'Man. Piltdown Man.'

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'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.' mockup

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

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'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!' mockup

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

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I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else...

I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else... mockup

I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else...

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'My - You've matured, my dear.'

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'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

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Brickie's Mate

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"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"You're going to regret this in the morning." mockup

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

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If bar stools were like playground swings...

If bar stools were like playground swings... mockup

If bar stools were like playground swings...

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'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.' mockup

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

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'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.' mockup

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

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Body by Jake

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"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable." mockup

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

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Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking. mockup

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

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"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives." mockup

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

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Philosopher At The Pub Gifts Collection

Philosopher At The Pub Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for the philosopher at the pub—witty, clever, and perfect for savoring their favorite brew.

Philosopher At The Pub Pillows

Comfort and humor meet on our pillows, perfect for the philosopher at the pub to relax in style after a night of deep thinking.

Philosopher At The Pub Prints

Express their love for philosophy and good company with prints that add a clever touch to any space—ideal for the philosopher at the pub.

Philosopher At The Pub T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts featuring humorous and thoughtful designs for the philosopher at the pub—great for casual outings or thoughtful gatherings.