Pub Wisdom Lover Gifts

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'I know it's gassy...'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

City Boy.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I think we may be related!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Men gossiping

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Men's fragrances...

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

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