Pub Wisdom Lover Pillows

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"I think we may be related!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

City Boy.

Best Before 5th Pint.

'I know it's gassy...'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Men's fragrances...

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Men gossiping

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

ONE HORSE TOWN

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'