Pub Story Lover Pillows

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"I think we may be related!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

City Boy.

Best Before 5th Pint.

'I know it's gassy...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

"You lack spontaniety."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Professional woman in pub

His & hers towels.

Drunken singers in a public house

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"Your shout!"

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

The Reaper's Arms

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

Pint

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'