Pub Story Lover Mugs

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

City Boy.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'I know it's gassy...'

"I think we may be related!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

His & hers towels.

Professional woman in pub

"You lack spontaniety."

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Drunken singers in a public house

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

Pint

The Reaper's Arms