Pub Culture Lover Mugs

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Beer Stall

City Boy.

"I think we may be related!"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"An everything Martini, please."

'I know it's gassy...'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Men's fragrances...

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Another flue shot, Larry.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

'You can't come in here with that.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Redhead