Pub Culture Fanatic Mugs

'Same again.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

City Boy.

Best Before 5th Pint.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"An everything Martini, please."

'I know it's gassy...'

"I think we may be related!"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Beer Stall

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Men's fragrances...

"What other tricks does he need?"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Redhead

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!