Pub Culture Fanatic Mugs

'Same again.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'I know it's gassy...'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Beer Stall

"An everything Martini, please."

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"I think we may be related!"

City Boy.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

Men's fragrances...

"What other tricks does he need?"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'You can't come in here with that.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Redhead