Pub Tales Fan Pillows

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Best Before 5th Pint.

"I think we may be related!"

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"You lack spontaniety."

Professional woman in pub

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

His & hers towels.

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Drunken singers in a public house

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

The Reaper's Arms

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

Pint

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'