Pub Philosophy Lover Mugs

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"I think we may be related!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

City Boy.

'I know it's gassy...'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Men gossiping

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

ONE HORSE TOWN

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'