Pub Philosophy Fan Mugs

Robbie's Bar & Pain Management Center

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Voltaire

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

reincarnated worm...

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

What else is there to wish for?

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"You call this a constitution?"

"I think we may be related!"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

Now showing, at a University near you...

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Men's fragrances...

Men gossiping

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk