Pub Philosophy Fan Mugs

Robbie's Bar & Pain Management Center

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

reincarnated worm...

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Voltaire

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

What else is there to wish for?

"I think we may be related!"

'I know it's gassy...'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

Now showing, at a University near you...

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

City Boy.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"You call this a constitution?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."