Profit-pooh-poohers Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with your creatively-minded friend who’s skeptical about profit? Discover witty, artistic items that reflect their unique perspective, blending humor and creativity. Perfect for those who challenge conventions and cherish originality.

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"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'." mockup

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

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'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.' mockup

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

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"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?" mockup

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

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"Now that's how to declare a dividend!" mockup

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

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'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.' mockup

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

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"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!" mockup

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

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'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.' mockup

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

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'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.' mockup

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

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"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together." mockup

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

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Tim's marketing solutions

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"A good quarter is a joy forever." mockup

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

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"Today we welcome back an old friend." mockup

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

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"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%."

"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%." mockup

"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%."

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"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!" mockup

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

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Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide. mockup

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

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'Very nice, but I was hoping they'd be a little bit more obscene.'

'Very nice, but I was hoping they'd be a little bit more obscene.' mockup

'Very nice, but I was hoping they'd be a little bit more obscene.'

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"It's one of the positive side effects of the new weight-loss drugs."

"It's one of the positive side effects of the new weight-loss drugs." mockup

"It's one of the positive side effects of the new weight-loss drugs."

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"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level." mockup

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

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'All we want is to be loved while making obscene profits.'

'All we want is to be loved while making obscene profits.' mockup

'All we want is to be loved while making obscene profits.'

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And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio. mockup

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

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Sad businessman with sinking profits mockup

Sad businessman with sinking profits

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"I think he's been capitalised!"

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"It's time we start moving into this uncharted territory."

"It's time we start moving into this uncharted territory." mockup

"It's time we start moving into this uncharted territory."

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"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part." mockup

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

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'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!' mockup

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

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Making Money.

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Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart mockup

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

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"Chasing Investment Yield for Fitness & Profit"

"Chasing Investment Yield for Fitness & Profit" mockup

"Chasing Investment Yield for Fitness & Profit"

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man pumping up profit balloon

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What do you MEAN money isn't everything? We are a bank!

What do you MEAN money isn't everything? We are a bank! mockup

What do you MEAN money isn't everything? We are a bank!

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"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest." mockup

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

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'Miss Stevens, I'm not to be disturbed. I'm indulging in a period of self-congratulation.'

'Miss Stevens, I'm not to be disturbed. I'm indulging in a period of self-congratulation.' mockup

'Miss Stevens, I'm not to be disturbed. I'm indulging in a period of self-congratulation.'

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"I wasn't very interested in numbers 'til I discovered you could make money out of them."

"I wasn't very interested in numbers 'til I discovered you could make money out of them." mockup

"I wasn't very interested in numbers 'til I discovered you could make money out of them."

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"I can't believe you guys would do this for me rather than make me more money."

"I can't believe you guys would do this for me rather than make me more money." mockup

"I can't believe you guys would do this for me rather than make me more money."

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Profit-pooh-poohers Gifts Collection

Profit-pooh-poohers Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs designed for profit-pooh-poohers who love to start their day with a laugh.

Profit-pooh-poohers Pillows

Find pillows with clever designs that celebrate creativity and anti-profit sentiments in cozy style.

Profit-pooh-poohers Prints

Browse art prints that gently mock profit-driven culture, perfect for the creatively rebellious.

Profit-pooh-poohers T-Shirts

Discover T-shirts that humorously critique profit obsession—an ideal gift for creative, skeptical souls.