Profit Praisers Gifts

"We don't kiss butt around here, but we sure bootlick the bottom line."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Profit

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'Now this is my kind of green!'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

Sales.

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Tim's marketing solutions

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."