Profit-pooh-poohers Prints

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

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"A good quarter is a joy forever."

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%."

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

"It's one of the positive side effects of the new weight-loss drugs."

'All we want is to be loved while making obscene profits.'

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

'Very nice, but I was hoping they'd be a little bit more obscene.'

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

"I think he's been capitalised!"

Sad businessman with sinking profits

"It's time we start moving into this uncharted territory."

"Chasing Investment Yield for Fitness & Profit"

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

Making Money.

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

man pumping up profit balloon

What do you MEAN money isn't everything? We are a bank!

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

"Sure, revenues are up 25% since we switched from blackmailing the West, to crowdfunding, but where's the pizazz?"

'It was love at first sight!'

"Beneath this calm exterior, I'm obsessed with making profits."