Profit-pooh-poohers Prints

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

Tim's marketing solutions

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%."

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

'Very nice, but I was hoping they'd be a little bit more obscene.'

"It's one of the positive side effects of the new weight-loss drugs."

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

'All we want is to be loved while making obscene profits.'

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

Sad businessman with sinking profits

"I think he's been capitalised!"

"It's time we start moving into this uncharted territory."

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

Making Money.

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

"Chasing Investment Yield for Fitness & Profit"

man pumping up profit balloon

What do you MEAN money isn't everything? We are a bank!

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

'Miss Stevens, I'm not to be disturbed. I'm indulging in a period of self-congratulation.'

"I wasn't very interested in numbers 'til I discovered you could make money out of them."

"I can't believe you guys would do this for me rather than make me more money."