Prison Show Enthusiast Gifts

WARDEN, 'You're a bad influence around here, Murdock!'

'Let's get a kitty.'

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'I said there is a F-I-L-E in the C-A-K-E!'

'Yes, Frank, yes. That's how my body will fall when you kill me, and your laughter will echo down the corridors...'

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'Thanks, but I don't need a lawyer. I'm going to tell the truth.'

'Let's stay in tonight.'

"For God's sake man, give it a break. You were an accountant!"

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

Santa visits prison.

'Juries have never liked me.'

Uli Hoeness

"It's like home from home in here. The rules and regulations are very similar."

'A break-out? Forget it. Security's too tight. Can't even break out in a sweat around here without getting caught.'

''I'm under house arrest for six months. It's a lot more fun if you're not already in jail for a bunch of other crimes.'

It's stopped raining. I think I'll be going!

'One 10 by 8 for the wife, and a dozen postcard size for the rest of the gang...'

Term Life Insurance

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'