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WARDEN, 'You're a bad influence around here, Murdock!'

'Let's get a kitty.'

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

'I said there is a F-I-L-E in the C-A-K-E!'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

'Yes, Frank, yes. That's how my body will fall when you kill me, and your laughter will echo down the corridors...'

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

"You ever done time?"

"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

Bullfighter and Bull Cellmates

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

'Thanks, but I don't need a lawyer. I'm going to tell the truth.'

"For God's sake man, give it a break. You were an accountant!"

'Jackie Chan caught you? Now, that's a coincidence - Charlie Chan caught me!'

Santa visits prison.

'Let's stay in tonight.'

Dannemora School for Exceptional & Gifted Felons.

'Juries have never liked me.'

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

'One 10 by 8 for the wife, and a dozen postcard size for the rest of the gang...'

Uli Hoeness

"It's like home from home in here. The rules and regulations are very similar."

Prison coffee table books.

''I'm under house arrest for six months. It's a lot more fun if you're not already in jail for a bunch of other crimes.'

'...And we'll soon have you out of those nasty black clod-hoppers and into some nice comfy slippers.'

Lawyer to prisoner- It's stopped raining, I'll be going,